Wednesday’s Words to the Wise – August 12, 2015

keep hope alive for FRIDAY

There are still 3570 minutes to go until the weekend, but it’s okay, because YOU ARE MORE THAN A CONQUEROR.  You can do all things through caffeine that gives you the will to wake up on a day that’s not Saturday.

I’ve come today to give you Wednesday’s Words to the Wise – to those who are seeking wisdom in the fight against obnoxious basic bitches and all other forms of warfare in workplaces.  Stay encouraged:

First and foremost – know when to just let go of unnecessary baggage:

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People enter our lives for a season and a reason – mostly the reason is to know how to separate yourself from the idiots.

If you feel like no one (especially co-workers) understands you:

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Like, every day you encounter grimey-ass creatures in your office?  I thought they only existed in movies, or in my friends’ hyperboles. 

 When your stomach makes those septic noises during EVERY board meeting – trust that you’re not alone:

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When you can’t find the right words to utter to God for help:

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He answers all prayers, just trust and obey.

When you say “axe” instead of “ask” by mistake (because you had a peanut butter sandwich for lunch, or you’re congested – NOT BECAUSE your ignorant) and your supervisor try to play as if you ain’t educated:

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Art imitates Life – If I graduated from Harvard, became a Rhodes scholar, and earned this company a $50 million contract with a client, I can say “irregardless” however much I DAMN please.

And last, but certainly not least:

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As useless as my Words to the Wise are, so is my concern for your work week sanity.

To another 2.5 days of passive-aggressive micromanagement – Stay Woke.


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